Praying and Exercising
In this busy world
Where we are all multi-tasking
I offer a helpful hint.
Pray while you exercise.
It works for me.
Hail Mary, lift your leg.
Full of Grace, swing your arms.
The Lord is with Thee, stretch above.
Blessed art thou, stand tall.
Among women, flex your biceps.
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, bend your knees.
Mother of God, lift your head.
Pray for us sinners, down on your knees.
Now and at the hour of our death, prone.
From the beginning, repeat after me: